if you’ve ever legitimately cried like a fucking baby over a character clap your hands
Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is
*snorts in a very unattractive manner*
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
This is the post that killed me
This is the post that killed him.
That’s whit at its finest.
2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!
We’ll find you Hans.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because hans cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.
I couldn’t not reblog…
Oh hans, if only you could reblog this.
3,697,721 non Han’s
i just remembered dudes can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH
Well girls have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want
that’s….really sweet… omfg
I hope those urls were worth your souls
talkin about souls, hi babe
girls who wont eat in front of their guys annoy me. like you can look him dead in the eye while you deep throat his dick but you can’t eat a piece of pizza in front of him?