lizzerts:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

Guess who’s getting millet later today.

give him more

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vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

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skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

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nyuleszkimoban:

EZ

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goodfairybadfaery:

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"The timing in which people enter your life is very important."

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sophgoph-the-nerd:

rurone:

zorobro:

Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One

 Ingredients (1 serving):

  • 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice
  • 1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar
  • 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)
  • tiny splash pure vanilla extract
  • 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)
  • 1/8 tsp baking soda
  • tiny pinch salt
  • heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire

Instructions

In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.

Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.

Nutritional Information:

253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein

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If I don’t reblog this, I will regret losing the recipe.

Total Nastalgia right now.  My old high school sold half raw cookies.  They were called Mushie Cookies.  They came Plane or on a Sundae, and they were the best.  I miss you school!

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stuffed-christ-pizza:

acadia:

The Eddie Izzard Doctrine

I didn’t go to uni for history to not reblog this

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stripper-princess:

such a powerful message

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GUYS I REALLY NEED YOUR INPUT ON THIS IT’S FOR A SCHOOL PROJECT AND MY TOPIC IS LEGALIZING SAME SEX MARRIAGE ACROSS THE WORLD

1degrees:

•please reblog if you think same-sex marriage should be legalized worldwide.
•please like if you think it shouldn’t.
•be honest, this is truly appreciated.

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macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

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little-yogi:

Marriage goals

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lack-lustin:

ohyesmarvel:

How I thought Guardians of the Galaxy will be:

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How it actually was:image

bASICALLY

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