ungratefullittleshit:

i’m feeling sick

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levitating-fox:

"We have to go back for my dragon!"

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h0llo:

tbh if you want free weed just tell a group of stoners you’ve never smoked before and then boom free weed

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httyd2 - rainbow

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aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

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sian-valentine:

sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT

"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY

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So I was explaining my gender-fluidity to my grandmother
Me: So sometimes I'm a boy, but sometimes I'm a girl.
Grandma: I have enough idiot granddaughters already
Me:
Grandma:
Me:
Grandma: But I also have enough idiot grandsons, so having an idiot who isn't really either one is kind of refreshing.
My mom: Alex, can you come pick up these LEGOs?
Me: Yeah... *doesn't move at all*
Grandma: Katie, go pick up the LEGOs
Me: Yeah, alright *goes to pick up LEGOs*
Grandma: See, you addressed the boy, but I addressed the girl. Boys are lazy, girls get crap done.
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omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

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wolveshowls:

grobanite4lifegeronimo:

tmae3114:

banilly:

stlgeekgirl:

tastefullyoffensive:

[theodd1sout]

Rebloging for the last 2 panels

Perfect.

accurate

Reblogging this for the last two panels

I DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING, OHMYGOD

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chicken-mcniggletts:

stardusted:

Aussie Builders surprise public with loud empowering statements in new Snickers Australia Ad.

go australia

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slutdust:

Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?

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strangefigs:

doctorspontaneous:

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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It got better

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kissedmequiteinsane:

asskaban:

terminallycheesy:

i bet at the abc family headquarters just has a big red button on a wall labeled “harry potter marathon” in big letters

And there’s a sign next to it that says “It has been [17] days since our last harry potter marathon”

The higher that number is, the more uneasy the employees feel.

#I think it’s time to push it again says one of the employees

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geardrops:

vixyish:

FOX! HI FOX! YOU SLEEPIN FOX? FOX OOH STEPPED ON YOUR HEAD THERE SORRY HEY FOX YOU STILL SLEEPIN? WANNA SNUGGLE? WANNA PLAY? OM NOM NOM NOM FOX YOU WANNA PLAY?

oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

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