I don’t give a shit about the boobs, look at the perfect ass mountains in the background! 😍😍😍

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Disney movies in order of historical setting

(Excludes most of the package films. Some films, eg The Lion King, are impossible to pin down exactly and some, like Aladdin and Treasure Planet, are anachronistic, so these are estimations. A few have been split into 2 if there is more than one time period in the movie, and sequels have been put together.)

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When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”

You can’t deny that is fucking scary.

Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.

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Someone have sex with me thanks

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*takes thot pix that no one but myself sees*

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Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

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do you ever just eat really good food and moan like your having an orgasm

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if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

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seeing assholes u used to be friends with like


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so you wanna be a master

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you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people


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do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr

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"Money won’t make you happy"

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

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a hip new dance called “sitting”

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